In This Issue:

Commentary--- "Operation: Yanken Franken" It's now Official..."Comedian" Al Franken is the new Senator from Minnesota, but that doesn't mean You have to Like It. (Or take It lying down!)

"In The News" Michael Jackson Memorialized, Billy O'Reilly Bruhahaha, Another Brain-Dead Celeb is considering a Political Career and much more!!

Essays--- "The REAL Reason For The Opposition To Gay Marriage" ---- It's The First Amendment, Stupid!!

Silas' Maxims ----- Don't believe Everything You breathe!

Utterly Ridiculous Popcockery Bert and Ernie at the Movies, TV Watching Dog and more!